I was reading an article the other day that touched a little on this. This is a little piece of an article published in the New England Journal of Fact.
Published: October 2008
Title: Where Do Gays Come From?
"Where do gays come from? This is a question that many people have had on their minds for quite some time. The answer is so simple it may surprise some of you. Gays come from Provo, Utah. They may not have been gay their whole lives but if they attended BYU they are most certainly gay.
It is a proven fact that every woman who attends or attended BYU likes to clean carpet and every man who attends or attended BYU likes to swallow boners."
This did not come as a surprise to me as I have thought this was the case for years.
This is also a great explanation for the BYU Dick Sucking Team and the dick squeezing rules for the BYU football players.
I was very surprised however that because of the fact that everything BYU related is gay, that the Mormon church would pony up so much cash for Proposition 8 in California. Knowing that 100% of the people in Provo, Utah who donated money or were for Prop 8 are in fact, gay.
Even the head coach of the football team was heard in a press conference as adamantly stating that he likes wieners.
I guess I just don't understand those silly faggots from BYU.
3 comments:
i hope you know you are making utah fans look a bunch of homophobic ass holes..... seriously could you be any more ridiculous? could you have any more time on your hands to waste? get a life and just enjoy the utah football team kicking the shit out of every team they play.
- #1 utah fan
Hey, I never said there was anything wrong with being gay. Is it my fault that they squeeze dicks and swallow boners? No it isn't.
Nah. I don't think that's really homophobic. Just a statement of fact.
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