Q: What do a BYU chicks do at a party when they find out there is alcohol present?
A: Pull up their pants and leave.
Have you ever heard that chicks at BYU won't have sex until they are married? Fortunately for all the guys out there, that is only half true.
One thing that they WILL do is let you put it in their asses. BYU chicks LOVE dick in their asses. The BEST thing? All the guys at BYU are faggots so that leaves plenty of BYU co-ed butt hole to be pounded by others.
I have many friends that have punched in BYU balloon knot. They feel that because they aren't having vaginal intercourse, then they are still virgins and aren't sinning. Hey, that's fine with me.
Another thing that they do at BYU is something they call "floating." Floating is when a man puts his weiner inside of the girls vagina, but doesn't move around. Just sits there inside of here. That is just fucking stupid. You BYU co-eds are fucking idiots.
I suppose it doesn't really matter what you do anyway because all you are going to turn out to be in life is a stay at home mother who battles weight loss and depression from all the pregnancies and binge eating. Not to mention the hormone imbalance from all the prescription drug abuse.
Why don't you idiots just have normal addictions like alcohol and gambling?
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It's also known as "soaking". Both equally stupid.
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