BYU Football Team has a Mixer With the Rugby Team

It has been a little while since I reported anything new with regards to anything BYU.

It is very difficult for me to see the same old shit every single time I look at that shit show of an institution.

Last week, BYU's football team resumed practice for the beginning of the 2009 season.

In an interesting change of direction, Bronco "Boner Swallower" Mendenhall decided to organize a mixer with the BYU rugby team.

The rugby team organized on the practice field and the shenanigans began.

Because there were no pads, the football team had much easier access to the hind quarters of the rugby team.

The football players never even went after the ball! The only thing they were doing is running around trying to pull the shorts off of the rugby players and each other as you can see in this picture.



One can only guess what they did to that poor guy.

Tore him all up on the first day of practice.

He still hasn't left the hospital..

I can tell you one thing, if BYU doesn't get their shit together soon they will all be stuck sucking each other off in the locker room like they always do.

Breaking News: Bronco Mendenhall Converts To Scientology.

More to come on this story as it develops.

Cosmo the Cougar's Latent Homosexual Advances Really Creep Me The Fuck Out!

Douchebaggedness and Faggotry are deep seeded traditions at Brigham Young University. It is common for a large majority of the(if not the entire) school population to be either openly gay or halfway in the closet.

The BYU campus is also known to be the site of many impromptu homosexual orgies.

We all know that the entire BYU Football team is gay including the bone smoker of a coach, Bronco Mendenhall, and "Pin Cushion For Dicks" Max Hall.

Also well known gays are the members of the mens basketball team. The biggest homo of which is Jimmer Fredette. He was originally born under the name Jim (James) Fredrick. But as he grew older and his gayness started shining through, he decided to change his name to something gayer. Hence, Jimmer Fredette.

Now, we all know that these teams consist entirely of homos. What I didn't know (but should have assumed) is that Cosmo the Cougar, the BYU mascot, is just as gay as the rest of the teams.

How do I know this? Because he has sex with men. That's how I know it. Here is an example of just one of his thousands of homosexual advances.

Disgusting, I know.

Not only is Cosmo an absolute A Number One Faggot, he is also an outstanding pederast. How do I know this? Just take a look at THIS picture.


Seriously Cosmo, you are fucking gross.