You must be Mormon and you must live right on and off the field. Now I thought that living right meant treating people right, not drinking and striving to be a better person.
BOY was I wrong!!!
I guess living right for a BYU football player means that they need to squeeze at least 12 dicks every day. There are only 2 caveats.
1. It can't be their own.
2. It has to be a naked dick. No squeezing clothed dicks.
Many players opt to get together in one big group and have 2 to 3 hour long dick squeezing parties. Others will go out to the mall or maybe to the nearest Golds Gym and do their dick squeezing there.
Either way they need to get those squeezes in every day without fail or they will have to face the consequences.
The consequences are that however many dicks they didn't squeeze they have to multiply that number by 10 and squeeze Bronco Mendenhall's dick that many times.
Remember this is coming from a reliable source.
Every now and then they will get together and play dick squeezing games where they will all run around naked and covered in baby oil and try to squeeze each others dicks.
So they all run around with their hands like this and try and get as many as possible.
I wonder if the BYU Dick Sucking Team ever has mixed practices with them?
1 comment:
Fan-fucking-tastic.
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