BYU losing to Utah proves that BYU fans are all Faggots!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

You fucking dipshits thought that BYU was going to beat Utah. I even heard people say that they guarantee BYU would win.

Where the fuck are all your snotty, stupid, idiotic, gay comments now you butt fuckers?

It just goes to show that you make your comments based on what someone else has told you. Similar to how you live your whole lives.

If you fuck face BYU fans were capable of original thought, you probably would have kept your cock suckers shut.

Here is a standard issue Brigham Young University Shirt.


Max Hall really IS a dick sucking faggot. He had 6 turnovers. 6! Is that what a Heisman Trophy candidate is supposed to look like? He makes Renee Pussman look like Joe Montana.

I will tell you all something though. Max Hall purposely gave up all those turnovers. Why you ask? Because he was told that if he loses the game he was going to get a fist shoved up his ass. And we all know how much Max Hall loves having things shoved up his ass. Especially fists.

On a side note, Austin Collie was admitted to a local Provo hospital late Saturday evening with friction burns in his anus. Apparently he was walking around backward with his pants around his ankles singing hymns.

There was some good news for the BYU football team though. As disheartened as they were they needed some cheering up. So the BYU mens basketball team was waiting for them when they arrived back in happy valley.

Each basketball player was naked, holding a 3 foot length of rope, a funnel and a sack of oranges. Now I'm not exactly sure what they did but all the players sure felt better on Sunday.

They were all walking a bit awkward but had great big shit eating grins on their faces. Literally from eating shit. Each others shit.

"I'm just glad that we could all get over that loss," said Bronco Mendenhall. "I mean we totally suck dicks and shouldn't have ever been ranked in the first place but hey, what are you gonna do?"

Bronco was also in attendance for the Locker room meeting with the BYU basketball team. He and BYU mens basketball head coach Dave Rose left their clothes at the door and went into Bronco's office. They weren't seen until early Monday morning.