Since the frist time BYU went to the Vegas Bowl they have been looking to return.
They have actually been lobbying to the MWC and the bowl committee to just let them play in it every year regardless of record.
It seems as though the BYU squad has developed kind of a tradition. Go down to Vegas where the rest of the Mormons refuse to go and let loose.
It begins with the chartered plane flight down. It was reported that last year, Bronco Mendenhall and Max Hall were making out the whole flight down.
Then they check into their hotel, the Blue Moon Hotel Resort. The only hotel in Vegas that caters exclusively to gay men.
After an afternoon frolic they put on their tights and knee high boots and hit the town.
The first stop is the Excalibur for a show. Thunder From Down Under is always the show that they watch and they ALWAYS have front row. One year, Bronco Mandenhall was ejected from the performance for trying to rape one of the men on stage.
Then they grab some dinner, which usually just consists of dippin' dots and flavored lube.
The team inevitably inds up at one of the male revues around town. The Palomino is always an option but there are women dancers there too and they think that is yucky. Sin City Strippers is also an option. That way they can call the men to them rather than have to go out looking for them.
For sure these trips are not all good. Players see how much they love it there and sometimes end up staying. Marcus Whalen, ended up staying and getting a job performing. I don't know how one would describe his performance but here is a picture to give you an idea.
If BYU ends up going to the Vegas Bowl every year that would be just fine with me. That would give Utah plenty more chance to go to meaningful bowls like the Fiesta Bowl or the Sugar Bowl. I wonder if BYU knows that no one give a shit about their dumb fuck Vegas Bowl.
Fuck you BYU. Fuck you right in your asses with a big rubber dick.
Stupid Cock Suckers.
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