Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Cosmo the Cougar's Latent Homosexual Advances Really Creep Me The Fuck Out!

Douchebaggedness and Faggotry are deep seeded traditions at Brigham Young University. It is common for a large majority of the(if not the entire) school population to be either openly gay or halfway in the closet.

The BYU campus is also known to be the site of many impromptu homosexual orgies.

We all know that the entire BYU Football team is gay including the bone smoker of a coach, Bronco Mendenhall, and "Pin Cushion For Dicks" Max Hall.

Also well known gays are the members of the mens basketball team. The biggest homo of which is Jimmer Fredette. He was originally born under the name Jim (James) Fredrick. But as he grew older and his gayness started shining through, he decided to change his name to something gayer. Hence, Jimmer Fredette.

Now, we all know that these teams consist entirely of homos. What I didn't know (but should have assumed) is that Cosmo the Cougar, the BYU mascot, is just as gay as the rest of the teams.

How do I know this? Because he has sex with men. That's how I know it. Here is an example of just one of his thousands of homosexual advances.

Disgusting, I know.

Not only is Cosmo an absolute A Number One Faggot, he is also an outstanding pederast. How do I know this? Just take a look at THIS picture.


Seriously Cosmo, you are fucking gross.

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